I don't know how to describe myself. I have a very long list, so here it goes:-
I am living large and taking charge ;)
I get ignored so much that my nickname should be Terms And Conditions.
Love me, hate me - either way you're thinking of me!
My daily routine: Get up. Be awesome. Go back to bed.
I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and and 90% how I react to it.
My life motto is simple: Follow your dreams...
I can resist everything except temptation!
I'm not immature...I just know how to have fun!
I respect those who respect me and forget those who forget me. Simple as that.
I am old enough to know better - but young enough to still do it anyway!
I don't look back - Unless there's a good view!
I drink coffee... For your protection.
I'm slow to trust, but quick to love. I wish too hard and I give too much. I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I promise I'm worth it!
I believe what we do flows from who we are.
I'm not unlucky in love - I'm just extremely good at being single!
I'm not shy; I'm just holding back my AWESOMENESS so I don't intimidate you.
Strangers think I'm quiet. Friends think I'm outgoing. My best friend thinks I'm insane.
Love me when I least deserve it because that's when I really need it.
I am who I am and your approval isn't needed!
Admit it. Life would be so boring without me!
I forgot to go to the gym yesterday. That's 10 years in a row!
This is me! What you see is what you get.
I am the yummy pie!
I'm not lazy - I just run on energy saving mode!
I'm not afraid of failing... Which is why I do it all the time!
If I had to describe my personality - I'd say good looking.
Normal people worry me!
I'm not lazy. Someone just stole my motivation.
I'm naturally funny because my life is like a joke.
I'm not overweight. God just loved my body so much he made more of me!
If I say "The other day" it can mean any time up to a year ago.
You talk it. I LIVE it.
I do what I must, and my friends will adjust!
I am here for your entertainment!
I cover my mouth when I cough, so people don't catch my awesomeness.
Yeah I'm F.I.N.E. (F)alling apart, (I)nsecure, (N)eeding help, (E)verything's wrong.
I am the one your mother warned you about.
I'm painting a blue square in my backyard so Google Earth thinks I have a pool.
I live for the moments you can't put into words.
It's all about ***ME*** deal with me.
I don't care what you think about me. I NEVER THINK ABOUT YOU.